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Basically a bad copy of an old stickdeath.com game.

Three things?

A sample? It's like when you get a Playstation demo disk and there's no playables on it, ie. it sucks cause you do fuck all. Also, how fucking hard is it to realise that your is possesive and you're is the contraction of you are. Why is that so fucking hard for native English speaking people? Hmm, do you spell your own name wrong? Would you spell the animal bear as bare because you couldn't be fucked? No. Every time I see it everything else just looks cheap all of a sudden. So there, I was first to review this movie.

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Fuck you Joe 3D, one hit from a bird and it's game over. You fucking suck. Your game sucks. This is the sort of non-playability that gets video games shit reviews so that no one buys them. Just as well this is free, because it fucking sucks, and if I paid money, even $5 shareware, for shit like this I would find your shitty little two bit studio and smack the fuck out of you with a bat for making such a frustrating fucked up game. Why, why, I was up to round 6 and the fucking bird ends the fucking game, you are a fucking cunt, fuck you, fuck you you mother fucker cunt, you can't make games for shit.